Santa's 60th B'day Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb kyo lagaya hai?

Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt ka bulb laga diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 645 views

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dad Will Never Say

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi shuda ho

Dr:tm shadi shuda ho?
Sardar:han humara shadi aurat se huwa hai.
Dr:bewakuf kia mard se shadi hoti hai.
Sardar:han hamara behan ka huwa hai na.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

girl:if u will try to kiss me,main shoor machaoon gi 

girl:if u will try to kiss me,main shoor machaoon gi 

boy:lekin yahaan to kohi nahi

 girl:to kia hoa formality to poori karni hai na 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I call u latter

musharaf: very sorry to hear abt da bomb blast
near white house at 8 dis morning.
obama: nothing happened here.
musf:whats da time?
obama:7 o'clock
musf: sorry i"ll call u later

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)