It Beats, Beats, Beats
Banta:
Why Is The Police Nick Named
“The Heart Of The Country?”
Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 874 views
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apan mein 2 dost thy.
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“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”
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