teacher: see boys read well and keep our country name is good

student: the name of india is notgood

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 489 views

Sardar:Kal mere aba

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao

2nd Sardar:Ab kese hen?

1st Sardar:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek L@dka L@dk! Dekhney Gya:-

Ek L@dka L@dk! Dekhney Gya:-

B@hut Der Sey SUSU Rok Rkha Tha,

B@ad Me!n L@dki Sey Bol@

SUSU K@rne K! Jag@h D!khao,,,,,

L@dk! Sharm@tey Hue Bol!:-

Hmmm,,, Naughty....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 baar jab main Bemaar tha

1 baar jab main Bemaar
tha..

Main Hospital Gaya...
Wahan 2 Darwaze The...
1 Par"Khas bemari"aur 1
par"Mamuli Bimari"Likha
tha...

Mujhe Mamuli Bemari thi
isLiye main Mamuli
Bemari Wale Room me
Chale gaya...
Wahan bhi 2 Darwaze
the...

1 Par"Khas Admi"aur 1
par"Aam Admi"likha

tha....
Main thora Gharib.... isliye
Aam Admi Waale
Darwaze se Andar Chale
Gaya....

Andar Gaya to dekha ke
Main Hospital se Bahar
Tha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train Aye Ge To Mar Jao Ge

Pathan Rail Ki Parti Par Lait Gaya
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kar Rahe Ho
Train Aye Ge To Mar Jao Ge

Pathan : Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzar Gaya Kuch Nahi Hua
Train Kya Cheez Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

2 kaleyaur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla kala..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara kala.mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)