Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views
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