Ek pathan ka school main
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 687 views
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