Ek husband god se bola,
Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki
sadak banwa dijiye.”
God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”
Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar
aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 597 views
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