Pathan Baap MQM Ka
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha
Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,
Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
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Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot
Lia,
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Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision
VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"
"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation
Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill
While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.
Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up
Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"
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Vaha Jake Kaam Se Fursat Pane Ke Bad, Lalu Ji Ne Sonia Se Pucha
Lalu: “I Love You Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”
Sonia: “Main Tumse Pyar Karti Hun?”
Lalu: “Lo Kar Lo Bar, Angreji Mein Ek Sawal Ka Puch Liya, Pagli Fida Hi Ho Gayi Humpar“
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Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga
sir
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