Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu
Zara sa Inbox le saja..
Zara sa Sent items me ja tu...
Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 594 views

It Must Be Tough Spending

Patient:
It Must Be Tough Spending All Day
With Your Hands In Someone’s Mouth.
Dentist:
I Just Think Of It
As Having My Hands In Their Wallet.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardarji Committing Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki Apni Dadi Se

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,
Ab aage kya karna he ?????
China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj
kar rahe he,
Ab baaki par kese kare ?????
Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2
baje aayi thi ,
Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,
Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nurse to patient with bleeding

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta

Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, Car Accident..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)