Wife2 husband
Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga..
mera saya.. mera saya..
Husband: Mujhe pehle se hi sak tha ki tu bhutni hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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