Marwadi Ladki Ne Apne
Marwadi Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Friend Ko Bola
Girl-Friend: “Janu, Tum Mujhe Apni Ye Diamond Ring De Do”
Boy-Friend Bhi Marwadi Hi Tha, Puchha: “Kyun?”
Girl-Friend: “Ise Dekh-Dekh Kar Main Tumhe Yaad Karungi”
Boy-Friend: “Tum Chaho To Aise Bhi Yaad Kar Sakti Ho”
Girl-Friend: “Kaise?”
Boy-Friend: “Ye Soch Kar, Ke Tumne Diamond Ring Mangi Thi Aur Maine Nahi Di“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1092 views
Similar Jokes
Class Mein Nayi Aayi Teacher Sab Bachhon Se Unke Baare Mein Sawal Kar Rahi Thi.
Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Puchha.
Teacher: “Tumhare Parents Kya Karte Hai?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jaate Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez:docter sahab rozana 50 ki dawai le jata hon koi faida nai hota
Docter:aj 40 ki le jao 10 ka faida ho jae ga
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di, Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi "Shaan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher :Childrens Exams Are Nearing If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Santa:
In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.
2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek maa nay bachay ko nasihat kartay huay kaha:.
"yaad rakho. hum is dunya mai dosron ki khidmat karnay eye hain".
bachay na thori der socha phir poocha. "aur ammi, doosray kis liye aaye hain??".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Ek Kashti Tufan Mein Phas Gayi.
Captain Zor Se Bola: “Kisi Ko Toofan Se Bachne Ki Dua Yaad Hai?”
El Molvi Aage Aya Aur Khusi Se Bola: “Haan Mujhe Yaad Hai”
Captain: “Theek Hai Tum Upper Wale Se Bachne Ki Dua Mango, Hamare Pass Ek Life Jacket Kam Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faraz apni Wife se:
daag to chala jae ga kameez se
faraz
agr to kapre dhoye tameez se....
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.
Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa and public are in full anger.
Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.
Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.
A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.
Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)