Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do
Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao
Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1027 views

Boy to his friend

Boy to his friend: Dekho wo ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai..

Friend: Yeh to kuchh nahin yaar,
jab maine pehli bar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak apni hansi nahi rok paaya tha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jumpin’ Funny

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS

SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS RUNNING IN THE STREET HE ASKS ONE MAN THAT WHATS GOING ON

MAN:RACE IS GOING ON BETWEEN THESE BOYS

SARDAR:WHAT THEY WILL GET FROM THIS RACE

MAN:THE WINNER WILL GET THE PRICE

SARDAR:THEN WHY OTHER BOYS ARE RUNNING

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus ke peche bhagte hue

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak
aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche
bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Iss Duniya Ko Mitta Dunga

Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.

Dusra Pagal standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)