Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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