I am afraid
Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not
suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and
the steering-wheel at the same time.
Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try
a new girl?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 858 views
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