Classic Insult
Classic Insult..
1 larka scooty se ja rha tha
toh uska tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mai se nikal gya..
paas mai kuch larkiya khadi thi
or os larke ko boli hpy bday to U..
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Boy-wish krne se kaam nhi chalega,
Cake toh khana hee parega..:P :O :D
hahahahahahaha
Bor rock grls shokd
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views
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