MARRIAGE and retuarant
Getting married is just like going to a restaurant with your friends.
You order what you want but when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 811 views
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Sardar:aik din mujhe bahut gussa aya aur me ne zor se dewar pe laat mari aur wo toot gai.
Dost:aby jhoot mat bol
sardar:dewar nai meri laat toot gai thi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ek newspaper me chapa"50%" "ladkiya bevkof hoti hai" Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti" tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Men Will Always Be Men:-
The Wife left a note on the Fridge: "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!"
"Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the Beer was cold
"What the hell was she talking about?? Fridge is working fine!!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?
SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao
GURO: Phir SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Suna Ha Ap Ki Muskrahat Pay Har Koi Marta Ha,
Zara Time Nikal K Aao Na.
Aik Chooha Marwana Ha :P
Zaalim ZEHER Say Bhi Nahi Marta :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Promotion Policy in pakistan..
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People Who Do Lot Of Work...Make Lot Of Mistakes.
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People Who Do Less Work...Make Less Mistakes.
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People Who Do Not Work...Make No Mistakes.
And People Who Make No Mistakes,
Deserve Promotion!
Simple.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Husband ne paan khareed kar wife ko khanay k liye diya
Wife: aap ne apnay liye q nahi liya ?
Husband: darling me to wesay he khamosh rehta hun ;)
by Kashif (few years ago!)
PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??
Sardar: Nhi pata.
PATHAN:
BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,
Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte
Hain.
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..
"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi:
Wife: MSC:
Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha:
Sardar g App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein
FSC/MSC Kia
Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate
Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur
FSC: Father Of Seven Children
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)