Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1068 views

Many stipids

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid
mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon eating potty.

One said to other: Yaar mujhe potty aa rahe hai.

Other said: Yaar khane ke time pe to aise batain mat kiya karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?

Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?

Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa

Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?

Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Andha Aadmi bhabhi

Andha Aadmi-bhabhi ye lo laddu
Bhabhi naha rahi thi soch ki andha hai
bina kapdo ke bahar aa ke boli- ye kis liye,
Andha- Meri aankhe thik ho gai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kisi behri jahaz

Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira, jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &

Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao, ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)