Boy to his mom
Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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