Two cockroaches sitting in washroon

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon eating potty.

One said to other: Yaar mujhe potty aa rahe hai.

Other said: Yaar khane ke time pe to aise batain mat kiya karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 545 views
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