Andha Aadmi bhabhi

Andha Aadmi-bhabhi ye lo laddu
Bhabhi naha rahi thi soch ki andha hai
bina kapdo ke bahar aa ke boli- ye kis liye,
Andha- Meri aankhe thik ho gai..


by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 679 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Gold Biscuit

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se
maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teri Teachr aa rahi

Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa. Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Imran Ashraf (few years ago!)
A rich Sardarji needed blood

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor short Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baba Koi aisa job batao

Bhakt-Baba Koi aisa job batao,jaha mujhe kam na karna pade,Log apna kam khud kare aur mujhe paise bhi de. SWAMIJI-Ja beta,SULABH SHOUCHALAY me Naukri kar le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Titanic was sinking…

Titanic was sinking…

Santa: How far is the earth from here?

Banta: 1 kilometer.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: in which direction..?

Banta: Downwards !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye

Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye
Shadi-Shuda Couples Ke Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha,
Uske Gate Pe Ek Bada Sa Sign

Board Laga Tha, Jispe Likha Tha.
Kripya Khidki Ke Parde Hamesha Dal Ke Rakhe,

Aapka Pyar Andha Ho Sakta Hai Par Humara Staff Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari’s True Love

Bhikhari: 50 Rs. dedo sahab girlfriend ko phone karna hai….
Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se:

Dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend se kitna pyar karta hai…. “True Love”

Bhikhari: Nahi nahi sahab, usse pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari bana hoon…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sarder with son

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa

Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda

2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Some dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Rang gora karne wali cream

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook