pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 544 views
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