Mujhe 1000 Rs Chahiye
Santa:
Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya
Mujhe 1000 Rs Chahiye
Banta:
Dost Hi Dost K Kam Aata Hai
Le 10 Rs
Riksha Kar Aur Ja K Purse Le Aa
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