Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha…

Sardar Bathroom Mein Betha Tha…

Saamny Likha Tha

Paani Ka Ziyada Se Ziyada istmaal Karein.

Wo

Bethy Bethy 3 Lottey Paani Pi Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views
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