Husband sent a text to his wife
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1133 views
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