Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.Teacher:What's This.?GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..

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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aur Unmese 5 Pite Nahi The

Father: Rat Ko Tum Peeke Room Me Gir Gaye The

Son: Kya Batau Papa Sb Galat Sangat Ki Wajah Se Hua

6 Dost
6 Beer
Aur Unmese 5 Pite Nahi The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

IIT Exam, Santa got 1 question

IIT Exam, Santa got 1 question

Proove : SIN X = 6N
Santa cancelled 'N' from both the sides.

Then SIX = 6 & wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke questions ka"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladke Nahin Badaltey

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.

Lalu stands up: We must find & stop her.

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Lalu in a family planning seminar appeals Bihari people: "Don't give birth to more than 2 children in a year."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)