Wife Ne Pati Se Gale LagkaR

Wife Ne Pati Se Gale Lagkar Poocha, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon.

Husband Ne Jawab Diye, Tumne Bhagwan Shankar Ke Gale Main Saanp Dekha Hain Na, Waisi Lag Rahi Ho

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