Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.

Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

Define a GIRL

Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rouge,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress wid heals,
accessories,
& Still asks:
"over to nai lg ra na"

Reply: "nai

GIRL: "yar jldi jldi men kch kiya hi nai?. Socha simple hi rehne dun."
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Define a BOY:
The 1 who before going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu naha k ayega kia?"

Reply: "chal be! Meri barat hey kia" :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Frog learning foreign language.

Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Father Son Funny Joke

Papa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kahan Se Aa Raha Hai ?

Bholu: Apni Girlfriend Se Milne Gaya Tha

Papa: Kis Liye ?

Bholu: Haan Papa, 7-8 To Kis Le He Liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa goes to Chinese restaurant

santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his
finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner
of restaurant.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)