Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.

Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 542 views

jab jab humein pyaas lagti he

jab jab humein pyaas lagti he,
unke aane ki aas lagti he,
unki dewangi main hum ho gay itne dewane,
k har larki ki maan apni saas lagti he!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

A husband said

A husband said this to his wife :
If Jannah was a flower?
I would pick it for you?
If Jannah was a bird?
I would catch it for you?
If Jannah was a house?
I’d build it for you, but?
Since Jannah is a place?
no eye has ever seen?
I make dua for Allah?
to reserve it for you?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Ipl Vs Exams

IPl Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar.
Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar.

Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar.

Par Ham Indian Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy After Watching "Singham"

Boy After Watching
"Singham"
DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)