Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘

Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti

Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views

A little girl and her dog

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ek Bar

Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.

Manager Santa Ka Interview Lete Hue Question Puuchta Hai.

Manager: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”

Santa: “Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui”

Manager: “Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.

Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Crazy Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"

"Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)