kyon bachche yeh gend
Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views
Similar Jokes
School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi se Pehly::
Larka: Kash wo din ajaye..
..
Larki: Tum mujhe chorr tau nhi dogy?
. .
Larka: Nhi aisa sochna bhi mat. .
. .
Larki: kia ap mujhe miss karogy?
. .
Larka: han..
. .
Larki: tmhari zindagi ma koi aur nhi?
. .
Larka: nhi tau..
. .
Larki: kia tum mujh se mohabt krtay ho?
. .
Larka: han jaan
. .
Larki: Oh jaan
==============
shadi k baad isi ko nichy se upar parrhen..
:D :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
college me lecture chal raha tha...
1 ladka achanak uth kar class k bahar chala gaya...
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya???
ladke ka dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai...!!!
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
Teacher- Murgiyon ki taange chhoti kyun hoti hai.??
.
*
*
Sonu- Sir, agar murgiyon ki taange Lambi huiiii toh
Ande gir kar toot Jayenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Pappu use ghur raha tha.!
.
.
Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai
kya.......?.?
.
.
Pappu usko thappad maar ke bola:
.
.
Kamini Mere garam pani se kyu nahayi..?? :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband Comes Home Early And Sees Wife With Another Guy.
Wife: Why Are You Early?
...
Husband: Who Is He?
...
Wife: Don't Try To Change The Topic
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)