Pappu Ek Kagaz Ko Baar Baar Chum Raha Tha Aur Khush Ho Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Dost Ne Pucha Aisa Kya Hai Is Kagaz Mein….

Pappu: Prem Patra Hai Bhai
Dost: Par Ye To Khali Hai?
Wo Kya Teri Hone Wali Bhabhi Gungi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1625 views

A Memon Had An Accident

A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried ..."Officer My Brand New Car ! ! " Cops Says: "Your Materialistic Nature Makes Me Sick And You R So Blinded By Money, You Haven't Noticed That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off In The Accident !" Memon Looks At The Left Arm N Yells . . . "OH MY GOD - My ROLEX"

by Azhar Ali (few years ago!)

Paidaish ki waja

Sardar:tum kaise paida howi?
Girl:opration se aur tum?

Sardar :khof se
girl:kia matlb?

Sardar:meri ma k pas 2 dako aae aur kaha jo kuch hai nikal do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Police officer attempts to stop a car

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.

Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.

Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."

Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)