A guy walks
A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
Similar Jokes
Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.
Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter.
Husband: You Bastard! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?
Girl: Kaha?
Boy: Wherever You Say
Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai
by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
Teacher Gusse Mein: Pappu, tum kis liye college aate ho ?
Pappu: Vidya ke liye teacher…
Teacher: Toh class mein so kyu rahe ho ?
Pappu: Aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Tum Baghair Ijazat Class Me Q Aaye??
Pappu:
Sir' Me Ijazat Leny Hi To Andar Aya Hun.. :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya kobatana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .
Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America :Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: active pasive me diff btao
Studnt: active> tere mast mast 2 ne’en mere dil ka le gai chain
Passve> mere dil ka le gai chain tere mast mast 2 ne’en.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
.
.
UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
.
.
.
.
.
.
BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai:p
by Numan Malik (few years ago!)