Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha
Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha Maangte Hue
Dekha, Netaji Unke Paas gaye Aur Samjhaya, Beta
Tumhe School Main Hona Chaiye Tum Yahan Kya Kar
rahe Ho.Baccha Bola School Gaya Tha Par Wahan 1
Rs Bhi Bheek nahi Mili.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 504 views
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