Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new
boyfriend .
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Friend : Really Bad ,
What did you... do ?
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Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad ... DHinka
chika...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 717 views

English Teacher

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maa or Baap

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chaman told his friend

Chaman told his friend, “Yaar ek ladki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai"

Naman: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Parhai main magan

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jutti chuki gai

Sardar servis shopes ki
dukan py:
Bari guratean dandy oo,,
jutti ne tay 2 din vi nahi
kadday…

Dukandar:
Huwa kia hai??

Sardar:
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Hona ki c
Chuki gai ay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)