pathan aur darzi

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1041 views
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