pathan aur darzi
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
Koi kehta meri qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1041 views
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