Xtra Sheet Please

Xtra Sheet Please
Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k
sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.
Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai XTRA
SHEET PLZ

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 747 views
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