Raavan sita ka haran karne k liye
Raavan sita ka haran karne k liye cycle lekar aya. Ye dekh kar sita ne ram ko phone kiya to ram bole are tum fikar mat karo usko do savari nahi ati hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1346 views
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