Aaj short skirt kyun pehan k i ho
Teacher: Aaj short skirt kyun pehan k i ho?
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Girl: Madam, aaj half day hai na iss liye. Full day par full dress pehenti hoon!!
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ALL boys: Madam, kabhi holidayz mein bhi class lo na ek baar plz
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