phtan ki mohnchian

1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 737 views
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