Biwi ya Beti
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi
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