Tu Aj tak nhi Sudhra
Kashti Chali
KiNaRa chhor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tor dia
Tu Aj tak nhi Sudhra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR
( '.')
( ) , - - .
L L
Wahin fuwara chhor dia,
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 677 views
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