Park main.....

Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?
Srdar: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!
Police: To Ghar me baitho
Srdar:nhi baith sakte na Q K
iska Pati or meri Biwi nhi Manegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 588 views
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