Mujhe kiss de diyaa

suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa

maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.

suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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