Log bhagwan mante hain

Santa:tujhe pata hai k log mujhe bhagwan mante hain.
Banta:kaise?
Santa:me jab bi kahen jata hon to log kehte hain
haye bhagwan to pher aa gaya

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1254 views
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