Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai

Ek Din Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha.

Santa: “Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai, Main Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai”

Banta: “Garam Paani Hi Kyun?”

Santa: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 682 views
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