Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai
Ek Din Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha.
Santa: “Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai, Main Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai”
Banta: “Garam Paani Hi Kyun?”
Santa: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1363 views
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