Santa: Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize miliya…
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c aanda..??
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views

Birthday Party

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."

Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa baalon k saath saath

Santa baalon k saath saath kandhe pe b shampo laga rha tha.ye dekh k wife boli-kya kr re ho?

Santa-ye koi aam shampo nai hai ye Head & shoulder hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My doctor told me

Santa Singh: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.
 Banta Singh: Does it work? 
Santa Singh: I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Yahoooooo……!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar english k paper main

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)