Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 587 views
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