Pakistan ki Nojwan

Pakistan ki Nojwan Nasal k bigrne ki wja?
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Mobile??

media?

Internet?

nhi

Matric ki Urdu ki Ghazlen;-)
Ache se Ache Bachay ko Aashiq Bana deti hain:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views
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