Dekhna Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai
Tufani Barish Mein Ek Pathan
Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gya Tha
Pathan Dhonty Hoye 1 Park Pohanch Gaya Wahan 1 Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Ankhojn Me Dewkhte Hoye Keh Raha Tha
Mujhe Tumhari Ankhon Main
Pori Duniya Nazr Aa Rahi Hai
Pathan : Dekhna Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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A Very Emotional Message :
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bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is
Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera
Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
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“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon
say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chorega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
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Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!!
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Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.
Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
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Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.
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G.-ya Prof-kuch bhi
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