Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 988 views

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kal raat 3 ghante English Picture

SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi

FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha?
SANTA:"PLEASE INSERT THE DISC"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jahan khawab wahan hbl

Sardar ko khawab me kisi ne qatal kardia

subah sardar ne apna hbl ka acconut band kara dia. Q k jahan khawab wahan hpl aur hbl khawabun ko tabeer me badal sakta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)