Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1239 views

Girl: how many times do you shave

Girl: how many times do you shave in a day?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: What, are you mad???
Boy: No I am a barber…!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…

Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
“COMING SOON.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raste k dono tarf ped kyu hot

GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he

MOLU-polution kam karne k liye
GOLU-Galat

kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kase jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?

teacher: ksne chand pr pehla kadaM rkha tha.?
stUdent: Neil arMstrong, teachr: gUd, or doosra.?
StUdent: dosra v oney e rkhya c, o kera langra c...;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

sardar

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)