Momo to mehmood sahab
Aapkay kay dost nai kis pagal aurat se shadi ki hai kiya wo andha hai?

Mehmood sahab: momo mein nai tum sai shadi ki hai to kiya mein bhi andha tha?

Mono: chup bey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views

Sleeping under the stars

I slept under the stars for the first time this summer.

We didn't go camping; we had our roof repaired.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Aur Pandit Ki Wartalap

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?

PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H

SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho

A man saw a snake on his Mother-in-law's Bed.
Man to Snake: Meri saas ko dus lo.
Snake: Aby kya dus lon? Main isi se to apna ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki phansi

Police :tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi pe latkaya jae ga.
Sardar:ha ha ha ha
police:kiun hans rahe ho?
Sardar:me to subah 8 baje uthta hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Don't care

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup
when the nurse practitioner learned he was about
to marry an eighteen year old girl.
“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,
“you should know that when a man your age
marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could
get hurt.”
The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)