Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye

Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya

BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do

Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 611 views
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