Bakra Eid Special message..
In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p

VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......

Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....

Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......

Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........

Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
Mujhse bar bar gosht na mangna........!!

Advance Eid mubark to all of u.........!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views

Husband and wife

Husband and wife chori k topic pr baat kr rahy thay.

Husband: Jo shakhs chori krta ha wo bad mein zarur pachhtata ha.

Wife said romanticaly: Aur tm ne jo shadi se pehly meri nindain churai theen un k bary mein kya khyal ha?

Husband: mein ny pehly he keh dia ha jo chori krta ha pachtata zror hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

A boy was teaching maths to a
girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ­..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
threw him away n said, this is
called DIVISION...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blonde's redhead decides

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Problem

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than
this one

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

larki nay car ko hath diya

Larki Ne Ek Car Ko Hath De Kar
Roka
QareeB AaNaY Pe Boli
SorY Main Samjhi Texi Hai
Driver Muskra Kar Bola
kamal hai,
“Main Bhi Yehi Samjha tha.;

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)