Bakra Eid Special message

Bakra Eid Special message..
In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p

VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......

Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....

Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......

Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........

Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
Mujhse bar bar gosht na mangna........!!

Advance Eid mubark to all of u.........!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1139 views
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