Nazre Mile Tooh Use “Izhaar”
Nazre Mile Tooh Use “Izhaar” Kehtay Hain
Neeend Nah Aae Tooh Use”Piyaa” Keehtaay Hain
Smile De Tooh Usaay “Ikraaar” Kehtaay Hain
Or
Jooh Inn Jhaamelooh Mein Nah Padey
Usaay “Samjhdaaar” Kehtaay Hain.
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